“The best SEX you’ve NEVER had: Is parthenogenesis for you?”
“Marbled is the new black: Sexy crustie winter colours”
“Jet set: The glamorous life of an invasive species”
“Swamp fever: The truth about hybridization”
“Do these claws make my uropods look fat? Dieting and your rigid exoskeleton”
“10 swimmeret secrets that will drive him wild!”
* I was unable to get a copy of the original picture, because I was not comfortable reading through every page of Cosmo while standing in the line at Wal-Mart.
1 comment:
You forgot this one:
"Use your big carapace to subdue any male!"
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